Check out the creepy craigslist posting he submitted to try to find a roommate for the new house he is planning to move into:
I'm an artist and single father of a 9 year old boy, living in a large 3&2 with big front & back yards. I've moved in to increase my painting space - I'm using the garage... Though, it is a bit too expensive for me - so I'm looking for a short or long term renter to help out. I'd prefer a female student athlete or otherwise pro-active female(good example of a woman for my son)... FYI, I work for the Sacramento Convention & Visitors Bureau, and Maloof Sports & Entertainment. Holla! Let's chat... 916-549-2749.
Things he neglected to mention:
1) he is 40 yrs old
2) he smokes pot constantly
3) he will paint in the house, NOT in the garage
4) he has a thing for much younger women
5) he is totally messy and has really old, ugly and gross furniture, not to mention that his artwork, of varying quality, will be displayed on every wall of the house
6) I'm suprised he didn't say "I'm 6'5", a former model and actor, tan, physically fit, I play soccer and go kayaking, I cook sushi and like to give massages..."
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C'mon! "He" couldn't have come out and said everything at once - there's only so much space... Perhaps moving in a 36 year old "gamer" or "playa" man would've been safer for "his" son? AND YES - "he" most def' should've put in the stuff about his other hobbies and SUSHI! Awesome. bfree! (ps messy is relative - relative to how much painting and real LIVING goings on yo.) You are Loved.
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